#value of apathy [mystic flour tag]

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Happy Valentines Day

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[......]

[They're sleeping.]

[But eventually...]

WE'RE AWAKE!

Finally.

Aw...

We'll have so much more fun now that we're back!

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what did the beasts even do in the tree to pass the time? cry? sing? sleep? evil things?

"Oh! Oh! Oh! I can answer this one!"

"Inside the tree was BORING and AWFUL."

"Some of us passed the time by thinking too little. Others by thinking too much."

"Eternal Sugar Cookie simply slept. And Burning Spice Cookie, with no outlet to cause destruction, thought of what they would have done that would have changed the situation."

"And me? Well, after going through the five stages of grief (with extra time spent in anger) I decided to use the time to write all the plays I would do once I got out."

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What is your opinion on Shrikes, the small predatory bird that impales prey on spikes!

"I like this beast! It's strong for its size."

"It's just like me for real."

"...."

"I like all birds! I didn't know there were any this violent!"

"What an interesting creature... I'd love to read more about it."

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Incase this gets some creative gears going:

To mystic flour cookie: how does it feel to be the first playable beast cookie

To shadow milk cookie: how does it feel to not be the first to be playable beast cookie despite being the first to be revealed

"Of course I'd be the first. I'm better than him."

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What was everyone’s life like before you tried destroying the world? We know SM cookie being some scholar but what about everyone else?

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Did any of yall have your own individual kingdoms or did you all just call the entire continent your domain

"We ruled over the whole continent together but we did eventually have to divide it up so that no territory fights would start."

"I found a map of current beast yeast in this book you gave me, so I marked where our territory once was."

"Anything not circled was neutral."

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What are your souljams made out of? Like I know the “purified” ones are called stuff like grapejam but what are yours called? If you know I will know what they taste like

- feral anon

"Mine is blue raspberry jam!"

"Which isn't even real! It's just regular raspberries. Anyway mine's cranberry jam."

"Mine is apricot jam."

"Mine is rose apple jam, and Silent Salt Cookie's is Blackberry Jam!"

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Sorry if I already asked this question, but why would you all go from saviors to beasts?! And I don't wanna hear "because I can," "because I'm bored," or "it's fun." I want actual, concise reasons why each of you turned to destroying innocent cookies. As for you, Shadow Milk cookie, *lassos him with the lasso of truth* I don't want to hear lies, only the truth. Otherwise, I'll get the guardian of the seal to deal with you!

"Wooow you all REALLY want to pry into our personal life, don't you?"

"Fine, I'll tell you, but only because I LOVE a good story."

"Burning Spice Cookie was the first, with a temper as strong as fire, it wasn't long before they got a taste for destruction. Why bother building things for ungrateful little cookies when it could be DESTROYED instead?"

"Eternal Sugar Cookie was second, growing tired of songs, sleeping instead. And as more and more cookies bothered them, begging for more songs happiness, they destroyed anyone who disturbed them until they learned to let them do nothing."

"Mystic Flour Cookie was third, once a figure of sage advice now turning their back on their followers and disappearing, coming back as an apathetic beast who didn't care about those they let down. Or anything anymore."

"And then I was fourth, during the time where my friends were becoming beasts I was researching more and more into magic, and well, magic corrupts, doesn't it? I was so hungry for more knowledge and it was NEVER enough. So I turned to telling stories instead."

"We... don't really know what happened to Silent Salt Cookie. One day they stopped talking, becoming a silent and cruel warrior. If there was a reason, they didn't tell us."

"And that's the story of how we became beasts! Well, it is if that truth lasso of yours is working. I wouldn't be so certain."

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Which of you would win in a fight between the 5 of you? And make it majority rules, don't just all vote yourselves!

And not just a fist fight, a full scale battle is more so what i'm asking about

"Good question! It would be me."

"Ah ah ah! Just because you're the strongest physically doesn't mean you'll win."

"Yes, each of us are talented in our own way in a fight. It would be quite a close match. But if I had to choose someone besides myself, it would be Silent Salt Cookie."

"..."

"Yeah, I may not be very strong but my music can manipulate others! Like how Shadow Milk Cookie can do that with his puppet strings. I'd vote for Shadow Milk Cookie."

"I'd vote for Mystic Flour Cookie. Have you SEEN the amount of land they've completely dissolved?"

"I'm choosing to abstain from the voting. I think it would be a tie."

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Do yall had height charts size?

Here you go!

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What does Shadow milk cookie think of mystic flour cookie? (they give me older sister and bratty brother energy)

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EVERYTHING IS GOING TO CHANGE

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Have you thought of a specific way of making the cookies that have the soul jams pay for even daring to use them

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This is my first time asking!

Hypothetically if one of you were like a Vampire and decided to take a bite out of ONE cookie in your group, who would you bite and who would you avoid biting?

~ MLL Anon

"Eternal Sugar Cookie is the sweetest out of all of us!"

"Probably on account of all the sugar."

"For who we'd avoid? Probably Burning Spice Cookie. Too hot."

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have any of you ever wondered what soul jam tastes like? for scientific purposes or otherwise.